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<p>But they didn't devote the whole evening to music. After a while they
played at forfeits; for it is good to be children sometimes, and never
better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child himself.
Stop! There was first a game at blind man's-buff. Of course there was.
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes
in his boots. My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and
Scrooge's nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it. The
way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker was an outrage on
the credulity of human nature. Knocking down the fire-irons, tumbling
over the chairs, bumping up against the piano, smothering himself
amongst the curtains, wherever she went, there went he! He always knew
where the plump sister was. He wouldn't catch anybody else. If you had
fallen up against him (as some of them did) on purpose, he would have
made a feint of endeavouring to seize you, which would have been an
affront to your understanding, and would instantly have sidled off in
the direction of the plump sister. She often cried out that it wasn't
fair; and it really was not. But when, at last, he caught her;<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 102]" id="pgepubid00118"><a id="Page_102" title="[Pg 102]"></a></span> when, in
spite of all her silken rustlings, and her rapid flutterings past him,
he got her into a corner whence there was no escape; then his conduct
was the most execrable. For his pretending not to know her; his
pretending that it was necessary to touch her head-dress, and further to
assure himself of her identity by pressing a certain ring upon her
finger, and a certain chain about her neck; was vile, monstrous! No
doubt she told him her opinion of it when, another blind man being in
office, they were so very confidential together behind the curtains.</p>
<p>Scrooge's niece was not one of the blind man's-buff party, but was made
comfortable with a large chair and a footstool, in a snug corner where
the Ghost and Scrooge were close behind her. But she joined in the
forfeits, and loved her love to admiration with all the letters of the
alphabet. Likewise at the game of How, When, and Where, she was very
great, and, to the secret joy of Scrooge's nephew, beat her sisters
hollow; though they were sharp girls too, as Topper could have told you.
There might have been twenty people there, young and old, but they all
played, and so did Scrooge; for wholly forgetting, in the interest he
had in what was going on, that his voice made no sound in their ears, he
sometimes came out with his guess quite loud, and very often guessed
right, too; for the sharpest needle, best Whitechapel, warranted not to
cut in the<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 103]" id="pgepubid00119"><a id="Page_103" title="[Pg 103]"></a></span> eye, was not sharper than Scrooge, blunt as he took it in
his head to be.</p>
<p>The Ghost was greatly pleased to find him in this mood, and looked upon
him with such favour that he begged like a boy to be allowed to stay
until the guests departed. But this the Spirit said could not be done.</p>
<p>'Here is a new game,' said Scrooge. 'One half-hour, Spirit, only one!'</p>
<p>It was a game called Yes and No, where Scrooge's nephew had to think of
something, and the rest must find out what, he only answering to their
questions yes or no, as the case was. The brisk fire of questioning to
which he was exposed elicited from him that he was thinking of an
animal, a live animal, rather a disagreeable animal, a savage animal, an
animal that growled and grunted sometimes, and talked sometimes and
lived in London, and walked about the streets, and wasn't made a show
of, and wasn't led by anybody, and didn't live in a menagerie, and was
never killed in a market, and was not a horse, or an ass, or a cow, or a
bull, or a tiger, or a dog, or a pig, or a cat, or a bear. At every
fresh question that was put to him, this nephew burst into a fresh roar
of laughter; and was so inexpressibly tickled, that he was obliged to
get up off the sofa and stamp. At last the plump sister, falling into a
similar state, cried out:<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 104]" id="pgepubid00120"><a id="Page_104" title="[Pg 104]"></a></span></p>
<p>'I have found it out! I know what it is, Fred! I know what it is!'</p>
<p>'What is it?' cried Fred.</p>
<p>'It's your uncle Scro-o-o-o-oge.'</p>
<p>Which it certainly was. Admiration was the universal sentiment, though
some objected that the reply to 'Is it a bear?' ought to have been
'Yes'; inasmuch as an answer in the negative was sufficient to have
diverted their thoughts from Mr. Scrooge, supposing they had ever had
any tendency that way.</p>
<p>'He has given us plenty of merriment, I am sure,' said Fred, 'and it
would be ungrateful not to drink his health. Here is a glass of mulled
wine ready to our hand at the moment; and I say, "Uncle Scrooge!"'</p>
<p>'Well! Uncle Scrooge!' they cried.</p>
<p>'A merry Christmas and a happy New Year to the old man, whatever he is!'
said Scrooge's nephew. 'He wouldn't take it from me, but may he have it,
nevertheless. Uncle Scrooge!'</p>
<p>Uncle Scrooge had imperceptibly become so gay and light of heart, that
he would have pledged the unconscious company in return, and thanked
them in an inaudible speech, if the Ghost had given him time. But the
whole scene passed off in the breath of the last word spoken by his
nephew; and he and the Spirit were again upon their travels.</p>
<p>Much they saw, and far they went, and many homes<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 105]" id="pgepubid00121"><a id="Page_105" title="[Pg 105]"></a></span> they visited, but
always with a happy end. The Spirit stood beside sick-beds, and they
were cheerful; on foreign lands, and they were close at home; by
struggling men, and they were patient in their greater hope; by poverty,
and it was rich. In almshouse, hospital, and gaol, in misery's every
refuge, where vain man in his little brief authority had not made fast
the door, and barred the Spirit out, he left his blessing and taught
Scrooge his precepts.</p>
<p>It was a long night, if it were only a night; but Scrooge had his doubts
of this, because the Christmas holidays appeared to be condensed into
the space of time they passed together. It was strange, too, that, while
Scrooge remained unaltered in his outward form, the Ghost grew older,
clearly older. Scrooge had observed this change, but never spoke of it
until they left a children's Twelfth-Night party, when, looking at the
Spirit as they stood together in an open place, he noticed that its hair
was grey.</p>
<p>'Are spirits' lives so short?' asked Scrooge.</p>
<p>'My life upon this globe is very brief,' replied the Ghost. 'It ends
to-night.'</p>
<p>'To-night!' cried Scrooge.</p>
<p>'To-night at midnight. Hark! The time is drawing near.'</p>
<p>The chimes were ringing the three-quarters past eleven at that moment.<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 106]" id="pgepubid00122"><a id="Page_106" title="[Pg 106]"></a></span></p>
<p>'Forgive me if I am not justified in what I ask,' said Scrooge, looking
intently at the Spirit's robe, 'but I see something strange, and not
belonging to yourself, protruding from your skirts. Is it a foot or a
claw?'</p>
<p>'It might be a claw, for the flesh there is upon it,' was the Spirit's
sorrowful reply. 'Look here!'</p>
<p>From the foldings of its robe it brought two children, wretched, abject,
frightful, hideous, miserable. They knelt down at its feet, and clung
upon the outside of its garment.</p>
<p>'O Man! look here! Look, look down here!' exclaimed the Ghost.</p>
<p>They were a boy and girl. Yellow, meagre, ragged, scowling, wolfish, but
prostrate, too, in their humility. Where graceful youth should have
filled their features out, and touched them with its freshest tints, a
stale and shrivelled hand, like that of age, had pinched and twisted
them, and pulled them into shreds. Where angels might have sat
enthroned, devils lurked, and glared out menacing. No change, no
degradation, no perversion of humanity in any grade, through all the
mysteries of wonderful creation, has monsters half so horrible and
dread.</p>
<p>Scrooge started back, appalled. Having them shown to him in this way, he
tried to say they were fine children, but the words choked themselves,
rather than be parties to a lie of such enormous magnitude.<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 107]" id="pgepubid00123"><a id="Page_107" title="[Pg 107]"></a></span></p>
<p>'Spirit! are they yours?' Scrooge could say no more.</p>
<p>'They are Man's,' said the Spirit, looking down upon them. 'And they
cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This
girl is Want. Beware of them both, and all of their degree, but most of
all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom,
unless the writing be erased. Deny it!' cried the Spirit, stretching out
his hand towards the city. 'Slander those who tell it ye! Admit it for
your factious purposes, and make it worse! And bide the end!'</p>
<p>'Have they no refuge or resource?' cried Scrooge.</p>
<p>'Are there no prisons?' said the Spirit, turning on him for the last
time with his own words. 'Are there no workhouses?'<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 108]" id="pgepubid00124"><a id="Page_108" title="[Pg 108]"></a></span></p>
<p>The bell struck Twelve.</p>
<p>Scrooge looked about him for the Ghost, and saw it not. As the last
stroke ceased to vibrate, he remembered the prediction of old Jacob
Marley, and, lifting up his eyes, beheld a solemn Phantom, draped and
hooded, coming like a mist along the ground towards him.<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 109]" id="pgepubid00125"><a id="Page_109" title="[Pg 109]"></a></span></p>
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STAVE FOUR</h2>
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<h3 id="pgepubid00129"><a id="THE_LAST_OF_THE_SPIRITS"/>THE LAST OF THE SPIRITS</h3>
<p>The Phantom slowly, gravely, silently approached. When it came near him,
Scrooge bent down upon his knee; for in the very air through which this
Spirit moved it seemed to scatter gloom and mystery.</p>
<p>It was shrouded in a deep black garment, which concealed its head, its
face, its form, and left nothing of it visible, save one outstretched
hand. But for this, it would have been difficult to detach its figure
from the night, and separate it from the darkness by which it was
surrounded.<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 112]" id="pgepubid00130"><a id="Page_112" title="[Pg 112]"></a></span></p>
<p>He felt that it was tall and stately when it came beside him, and that
its mysterious presence filled him with a solemn dread. He knew no more,
for the Spirit neither spoke nor moved.</p>
<p>'I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come?' said
Scrooge.</p>
<p>The Spirit answered not, but pointed onward with its hand.</p>
<p>'You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened,
but will happen in the time before us,' Scrooge pursued. 'Is that so,
Spirit?'</p>
<p>The upper portion of the garment was contracted for an instant in its
folds, as if the Spirit had inclined its head. That was the only answer
he received.</p>
<p>Although well used to ghostly company by this time, Scrooge feared the
silent shape so much that his legs trembled beneath him, and he found
that he could hardly stand when he prepared to follow it. The Spirit
paused a moment, as observing his condition, and giving him time to
recover.</p>
<p>But Scrooge was all the worse for this. It thrilled him with a vague,
uncertain horror to know that, behind the dusky shroud, there were
ghostly eyes intently fixed upon him, while he, though he stretched his
own to the utmost, could see nothing but a spectral hand and one great
heap of black.</p>
<p>'Ghost of the Future!' he exclaimed, 'I fear you<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 113]" id="pgepubid00131"><a id="Page_113" title="[Pg 113]"></a></span> more than any spectre
I have seen. But as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope
to live to be another man from what I was, I am prepared to bear your
company, and do it with a thankful heart. Will you not speak to me?'</p>
<p>It gave him no reply. The hand was pointed straight before them.</p>
<p>'Lead on!' said Scrooge. 'Lead on! The night is waning fast, and it is
precious time to me, I know. Lead on, Spirit!'</p>
<p>The Phantom moved away as it had come towards him. Scrooge followed in
the shadow of its dress, which bore him up, he thought, and carried him
along.</p>
<p>They scarcely seemed to enter the City; for the City rather seemed to
spring up about them, and encompass them of its own act. But there they
were in the heart of it; on 'Change, amongst the merchants, who hurried
up and down, and chinked the money in their pockets, and conversed in
groups, and looked at their watches, and trifled thoughtfully with their
great gold seals, and so forth, as Scrooge had seen them often.</p>
<p>The Spirit stopped beside one little knot of business men. Observing
that the hand was pointed to them, Scrooge advanced to listen to their
talk.</p>
<p>'No,' said a great fat man with a monstrous chin, 'I don't know much
about it either way. I only know he's dead.'<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 114]" id="pgepubid00132"><a id="Page_114" title="[Pg 114]"></a></span></p>
<p>'When did he die?' inquired another.</p>
<p>'Last night, I believe.'</p>
<p>'Why, what was the matter with him?' asked a third, taking a vast
quantity of snuff out of a very large snuff-box. 'I thought he'd never
die.'</p>
<p>'God knows,' said the first, with a yawn.</p>
<p>'What has he done with his money?' asked a red-faced gentleman with a
pendulous excrescence on the end of his nose, that shook like the gills
of a turkey-cock.</p>
<p>'I haven't heard,' said the man with the large chin, yawning again.
'Left it to his company, perhaps. He hasn't left it to <i>me</i>. That's all
I know.'</p>
<p>This pleasantry was received with a general laugh.</p>
<p>'It's likely to be a very cheap funeral,' said the same speaker; 'for,
upon my life, I don't know of anybody to go to it. Suppose we make up a
party, and volunteer?'</p>
<p>'I don't mind going if a lunch is provided,' observed the gentleman with
the excrescence on his nose. 'But I must be fed if I make one.'</p>
<p>Another laugh.</p>
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<span class="caption" id="ebm_caption15"><i>"How are you?" said one.</i><br/>
<i>"How are you?" returned the other.</i><br/>
<i>"Well!" said the first. "Old Scratch has got his own at last, hey?"</i></span>
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<p>'Well, I am the most disinterested among you, after all,' said the first
speaker, 'for I never wear black gloves, and I never eat lunch. But I'll
offer to go if anybody else will. When I come to think<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 115]" id="pgepubid00133"><a id="Page_115" title="[Pg 115]"></a></span> of it, I'm not
at all sure that I wasn't his most particular friend; for we used to
stop and speak whenever we met. Bye, bye!'</p>
<p>Speakers and listeners strolled away, and mixed with other groups.
Scrooge knew the men, and looked towards the Spirit for an explanation.</p>
<p>The phantom glided on into a street. Its finger pointed to two persons
meeting. Scrooge listened again, thinking that the explanation might lie
here.</p>
<p>He knew these men, also, perfectly. They were men of business: very
wealthy, and of great importance. He had made a point always of standing
well in their esteem in a business point of view, that is; strictly in a
business point of view.</p>
<p>'How are you?' said one.</p>
<p>'How are you?' returned the other.</p>
<p>'Well!' said the first, 'old Scratch has got his own at last, hey?'</p>
<p>'So I am told,' returned the second. 'Cold, isn't it?'</p>
<p>'Seasonable for Christmas-time. You are not a skater, I suppose?'</p>
<p>'No, no. Something else to think of. Good-morning!'</p>
<p>Not another word. That was their meeting, their conversation, and their
parting.</p>
<p>Scrooge was at first inclined to be surprised that the<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 116]" id="pgepubid00134"><a id="Page_116" title="[Pg 116]"></a></span> Spirit should
attach importance to conversations apparently so trivial; but feeling
assured that they must have some hidden purpose, he set himself to
consider what it was likely to be. They could scarcely be supposed to
have any bearing on the death of Jacob, his old partner, for that was
Past, and this Ghost's province was the Future. Nor could he think of
any one immediately connected with himself to whom he could apply them.
But nothing doubting that, to whomsoever they applied, they had some
latent moral for his own improvement, he resolved to treasure up every
word he heard, and everything he saw; and especially to observe the
shadow of himself when it appeared. For he had an expectation that the
conduct of his future self would give him the clue he missed, and would
render the solution of these riddles easy.</p>
<p>He looked about in that very place for his own image, but another man
stood in his accustomed corner; and though the clock pointed to his
usual time of day for being there, he saw no likeness of himself among
the multitudes that poured in through the Porch. It gave him little
surprise, however; for he had been revolving in his mind a change of
life, and thought and hoped he saw his new-born resolutions carried out
in this.</p>
<p>Quiet and dark, beside him stood the Phantom, with its outstretched
hand. When he roused himself from<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 117]" id="pgepubid00135"><a id="Page_117" title="[Pg 117]"></a></span> his thoughtful quest, he fancied,
from the turn of the hand, and its situation in reference to himself,
that the Unseen Eyes were looking at him keenly. It made him shudder,
and feel very cold.</p>
<p>They left the busy scene, and went into an obscure part of the town,
where Scrooge had never penetrated before, although he recognised its
situation and its bad repute. The ways were foul and narrow; the shop
and houses wretched; the people half naked, drunken, slipshod, ugly.
Alleys and archways, like so many cesspools, disgorged their offences of
smell and dirt, and life upon the straggling streets; and the whole
quarter reeked with crime, with filth, and misery.</p>
<p>Far in this den of infamous resort, there was a low-browed, beetling
shop, below a penthouse roof, where iron, old rags, bottles, bones, and
greasy offal were bought. Upon the floor within were piled up heaps of
rusty keys, nails, chains, hinges, files, scales, weights, and refuse
iron of all kinds. Secrets that few would like to scrutinise were bred
and hidden in mountains of unseemly rags, masses of corrupted fat, and
sepulchres of bones. Sitting in among the wares he dealt in, by a
charcoal stove made of old bricks, was a grey-haired rascal, nearly
seventy years of age, who had screened himself from the cold air without
by a frouzy curtaining of miscellaneous tatters hung upon a line<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 118]" id="pgepubid00136"><a id="Page_118" title="[Pg 118]"></a></span> and
smoked his pipe in all the luxury of calm retirement.</p>
<p>Scrooge and the Phantom came into the presence of this man, just as a
woman with a heavy bundle slunk into the shop. But she had scarcely
entered, when another woman, similarly laden, came in too; and she was
closely followed by a man in faded black, who was no less startled by
the sight of them than they had been upon the recognition of each other.
After a short period of blank astonishment, in which the old man with
the pipe had joined them, they all three burst into a laugh.</p>
<p>'Let the charwoman alone to be the first!' cried she who had entered
first. 'Let the laundress alone to be the second; and let the
undertaker's man alone to be the third. Look here, old Joe, here's a
chance! If we haven't all three met here without meaning it!'</p>
<p>'You couldn't have met in a better place,' said old Joe, removing his
pipe from his mouth. 'Come into the parlour. You were made free of it
long ago, you know; and the other two an't strangers. Stop till I shut
the door of the shop. Ah! how it skreeks! There an't such a rusty bit of
metal in the place as its own hinges, I believe; and I'm sure there's no
such old bones here as mine. Ha! ha! We're all suitable to our calling,
we're well matched. Come into the parlour. Come into the parlour.'<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 119]" id="pgepubid00137"><a id="Page_119" title="[Pg 119]"></a></span></p>
<p>The parlour was the space behind the screen of rags. The old man raked
the fire together with an old stair-rod, and having trimmed his smoky
lamp (for it was night) with the stem of his pipe, put it into his mouth
again.</p>
<p>While he did this, the woman who had already spoken threw her bundle on
the floor, and sat down in a flaunting manner on a stool, crossing her
elbows on her knees, and looking with a bold defiance at the other two.</p>
<p>'What odds, then? What odds, Mrs. Dilber?' said the woman. 'Every person
has a right to take care of themselves. <i>He</i> always did!'</p>
<p>'That's true, indeed!' said the laundress. 'No man more so.'</p>
<p>'Why, then, don't stand staring as if you was afraid, woman! Who's the
wiser? We're not going to pick holes in each other's coats, I suppose?'</p>
<p>'No, indeed!' said Mrs. Dilber and the man together. 'We should hope
not.'</p>
<p>'Very well then!' cried the woman. 'That's enough. Who's the worse for
the loss of a few things like these? Not a dead man, I suppose?'</p>
<p>'No, indeed,' said Mrs. Dilber, laughing.</p>
<p>'If he wanted to keep 'em after he was dead, a wicked old screw,'
pursued the woman, 'why wasn't he natural in his lifetime? If he had
been, he'd have<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 120]" id="pgepubid00138"><a id="Page_120" title="[Pg 120]"></a></span> had somebody to look after him when he was struck with
Death, instead of lying gasping out his last there, alone by himself.'</p>
<p>'It's the truest word that ever was spoke,' said Mrs. Dilber. 'It's a
judgment on him.'</p>
<p>'I wish it was a little heavier judgment,' replied the woman: 'and it
should have been, you may depend upon it, if I could have laid my hands
on anything else. Open that bundle, old Joe, and let me know the value
of it. Speak out plain. I'm not afraid to be the first, nor afraid for
them to see it. We knew pretty well that we were helping ourselves
before we met here, I believe. It's no sin. Open the bundle, Joe.'</p>
<p>But the gallantry of her friends would not allow of this; and the man in
faded black, mounting the breach first, produced <i>his</i> plunder. It was
not extensive. A seal or two, a pencil-case, a pair of sleeve-buttons,
and a brooch of no great value, were all. They were severally examined
and appraised by old Joe, who chalked the sums he was disposed to give
for each upon the wall, and added them up into a total when he found
that there was nothing more to come.</p>
<p>'That's your account,' said Joe, 'and I wouldn't give another sixpence,
if I was to be boiled for not doing it. Who's next?'</p>
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<span class="caption" id="ebm_caption16"><i>"What do you call this?" said Joe. "Bed-curtains."</i></span>
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<p>Mrs. Dilber was next. Sheets and towels, a little wearing apparel, two
old fashioned silver teaspoons, a<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 121]" id="pgepubid00139"><a id="Page_121" title="[Pg 121]"></a></span> pair of sugar-tongs, and a few
boots. Her account was stated on the wall in the same manner.</p>
<p>'I always give too much to ladies. It's a weakness of mine, and that's
the way I ruin myself,' said old Joe. 'That's your account. If you asked
me for another penny, and made it an open question, I'd repent of being
so liberal, and knock off half-a-crown.'</p>
<p>'And now undo <i>my</i> bundle, Joe,' said the first woman.</p>
<p>Joe went down on his knees for the greater convenience of opening it,
and, having unfastened a great many knots, dragged out a large heavy
roll of some dark stuff.</p>
<p>'What do you call this?' said Joe. 'Bed-curtains?'</p>
<p>'Ah!' returned the woman, laughing and leaning forward on her crossed
arms. 'Bed-curtains!'</p>
<p>'You don't mean to say you took 'em down, rings and all, with him lying
there?' said Joe.</p>
<p>'Yes, I do,' replied the woman. 'Why not?'</p>
<p>'You were born to make your fortune,' said Joe, 'and you'll certainly do
it.'</p>
<p>'I certainly shan't hold my hand, when I can get anything in it by
reaching it out, for the sake of such a man as he was, I promise you,
Joe,' returned the woman coolly. 'Don't drop that oil upon the blankets,
now.'</p>
<p>'His blankets?' asked Joe.<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 122]" id="pgepubid00140"><a id="Page_122" title="[Pg 122]"></a></span></p>
<p>'Whose else's do you think?' replied the woman. 'He isn't likely to take
cold without 'em, I dare say.'</p>
<p>'I hope he didn't die of anything catching? Eh?' said old Joe, stopping
in his work, and looking up.</p>
<p>'Don't you be afraid of that,' returned the woman. 'I an't so fond of
his company that I'd loiter about him for such things, if he did. Ah!
you may look through that shirt till your eyes ache, but you won't find
a hole in it, nor a threadbare place. It's the best he had, and a fine
one too. They'd have wasted it, if it hadn't been for me.'</p>
<p>'What do you call wasting of it?' asked old Joe.</p>
<p>'Putting it on him to be buried in, to be sure,' replied the woman, with
a laugh. 'Somebody was fool enough to do it, but I took it off again. If
calico an't good enough for such a purpose, it isn't good enough for
anything. It's quite as becoming to the body. He can't look uglier than
he did in that one.'</p>
<p>Scrooge listened to this dialogue in horror. As they sat grouped about
their spoil, in the scanty light afforded by the old man's lamp, he
viewed them with a detestation and disgust which could hardly have been
greater, though they had been obscene demons marketing the corpse
itself.</p>
<p>'Ha, ha!' laughed the same woman when old Joe producing a flannel bag
with money in it, told out their<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 123]" id="pgepubid00141"><a id="Page_123" title="[Pg 123]"></a></span> several gains upon the ground. 'This
is the end of it, you see! He frightened every one away from him when he
was alive, to profit us when he was dead! Ha, ha, ha!'</p>
<p>'Spirit!' said Scrooge, shuddering from head to foot. 'I see, I see. The
case of this unhappy man might be my own. My life tends that way now.
Merciful heaven, what is this?'</p>
<p>He recoiled in terror, for the scene had changed, and now he almost
touched a bed—a bare, uncurtained bed—on which, beneath a ragged
sheet, there lay a something covered up, which, though it was dumb,
announced itself in awful language.</p>
<p>The room was very dark, too dark to be observed with any accuracy,
though Scrooge glanced round it in obedience to a secret impulse,
anxious to know what kind of room it was. A pale light, rising in the
outer air, fell straight upon the bed; and on it, plundered and bereft,
unwatched, unwept, uncared for, was the body of this man.</p>
<p>Scrooge glanced towards the Phantom. Its steady hand was pointed to the
head. The cover was so carelessly adjusted that the slightest raising of
it, the motion of a finger upon Scrooge's part, would have disclosed the
face. He thought of it, felt how easy it would be to do, and longed to
do it; but he had no more power to withdraw the veil than to dismiss the
spectre at his side.<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 124]" id="pgepubid00142"><a id="Page_124" title="[Pg 124]"></a></span></p>
<p>Oh, cold, cold, rigid, dreadful Death, set up thine altar here, and
dress it with such terrors as thou hast at thy command; for this is thy
dominion! But of the loved, revered, and honoured head thou canst not
turn one hair to thy dread purposes, or make one feature odious. It is
not that the hand is heavy, and will fall down when released; it is not
that the heart and pulse are still; but that the hand was open,
generous, and true; the heart brave, warm, and tender, and the pulse a
man's. Strike, Shadow, strike! And see his good deeds springing from the
wound, to sow the world with life immortal!</p>
<p>No voice pronounced these words in Scrooge's ears, and yet he heard them
when he looked upon the bed. He thought, if this man could be raised up
now, what would be his foremost thoughts? Avarice, hard dealing, griping
cares? They have brought him to a rich end, truly!</p>
<p>He lay in the dark, empty house, with not a man, a woman, or a child to
say he was kind to me in this or that, and for the memory of one kind
word I will be kind to him. A cat was tearing at the door, and there was
a sound of gnawing rats beneath the hearthstone. What <i>they</i> wanted in
the room of death, and why they were so restless and disturbed, Scrooge
did not dare to think.</p>
<p>'Spirit!' he said, 'this is a fearful place. In<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 125]" id="pgepubid00143"><a id="Page_125" title="[Pg 125]"></a></span> leaving it, I shall not
leave its lesson, trust me. Let us go!'</p>
<p>Still the Ghost pointed with an unmoved finger to the head.</p>
<p>'I understand you,' Scrooge returned, 'and I would do it if I could. But
I have not the power, Spirit. I have not the power.'</p>
<p>Again it seemed to look upon him.</p>
<p>'If there is any person in the town who feels emotion caused by this
man's death,' said Scrooge, quite agonised, 'show that person to me,
Spirit, I beseech you!'</p>
<p>The Phantom spread its dark robe before him for a moment, like a wing;
and, withdrawing it, revealed a room by daylight, where a mother and her
children were.</p>
<p>She was expecting some one, and with anxious eagerness; for she walked
up and down the room, started at every sound, looked out from the
window, glanced at the clock, tried, but in vain, to work with her
needle, and could hardly bear the voices of her children in their play.</p>
<p>At length the long-expected knock was heard. She hurried to the door,
and met her husband; a man whose face was careworn and depressed, though
he was young. There was a remarkable expression in it now, a kind of
serious delight of which he felt ashamed, and which he struggled to
repress.<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 126]" id="pgepubid00144"><a id="Page_126" title="[Pg 126]"></a></span></p>
<p>He sat down to the dinner that had been hoarding for him by the fire,
and when she asked him faintly what news (which was not until after a
long silence), he appeared embarrassed how to answer.</p>
<p>'Is it good,' she said, 'or bad?' to help him.</p>
<p>'Bad,' he answered.</p>
<p>'We are quite ruined?'</p>
<p>'No. There is hope yet, Caroline.'</p>
<p>'If <i>he</i> relents,' she said, amazed, 'there is! Nothing is past hope, if
such a miracle has happened.'</p>
<p>'He is past relenting,' said her husband. 'He is dead.'</p>
<p>She was a mild and patient creature, if her face spoke truth; but she
was thankful in her soul to hear it, and she said so with clasped hands.
She prayed forgiveness the next moment, and was sorry; but the first was
the emotion of her heart.</p>
<p>'What the half-drunken woman, whom I told you of last night, said to me
when I tried to see him and obtain a week's delay—and what I thought
was a mere excuse to avoid me—turns out to have been quite true. He was
not only very ill, but dying, then.'</p>
<p>'To whom will our debt be transferred?'</p>
<p>'I don't know. But, before that time, we shall be ready with the money;
and even though we were not, it would be bad fortune indeed to find so
merciless a creditor in his successor. We may sleep to-night with light
hearts, Caroline!'<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 127]" id="pgepubid00145"><a id="Page_127" title="[Pg 127]"></a></span></p>
<p>Yes. Soften it as they would, their hearts were lighter. The children's
faces, hushed and clustered round to hear what they so little
understood, were brighter; and it was a happier house for this man's
death! The only emotion that the Ghost could show him, caused by the
event, was one of pleasure.</p>
<p>'Let me see some tenderness connected with a death,' said Scrooge; 'or
that dark chamber, Spirit, which we left just now, will be for ever
present to me.'</p>
<p>The Ghost conducted him through several streets familiar to his feet;
and as they went along, Scrooge looked here and there to find himself,
but nowhere was he to be seen. They entered poor Bob Cratchit's house;
the dwelling he had visited before; and found the mother and the
children seated round the fire.</p>
<p>Quiet. Very quiet. The noisy little Cratchits were as still as statues
in one corner, and sat looking up at Peter, who had a book before him.
The mother and her daughters were engaged in sewing. But surely they
were very quiet!</p>
<p>'"And he took a child, and set him in the midst of them."'</p>
<p>Where had Scrooge heard those words? He had not dreamed them. The boy
must have read them out as he and the Spirit crossed the threshold. Why
did he not go on?<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 128]" id="pgepubid00146"><a id="Page_128" title="[Pg 128]"></a></span></p>
<p>The mother laid her work upon the table, and put her hand up to her
face.</p>
<p>'The colour hurts my eyes,' she said.</p>
<p>The colour? Ah, poor Tiny Tim!</p>
<p>'They're better now again,' said Cratchit's wife. 'It makes them weak by
candle-light; and I wouldn't show weak eyes to your father when he comes
home for the world. It must be near his time.'</p>
<p>'Past it rather,' Peter answered, shutting up his book. 'But I think he
has walked a little slower than he used, these few last evenings,
mother.'</p>
<p>They were very quiet again. At last she said, and in a steady, cheerful
voice, that only faltered once:</p>
<p>'I have known him walk with—I have known him walk with Tiny Tim upon
his shoulder very fast indeed.'</p>
<p>'And so have I,' cried Peter. 'Often.'</p>
<p>'And so have I,' exclaimed another. So had all.</p>
<p>'But he was very light to carry,' she resumed, intent upon her work,
'and his father loved him so, that it was no trouble, no trouble. And
there is your father at the door!'</p>
<p>She hurried out to meet him; and little Bob in his comforter—he had
need of it, poor fellow—came in. His tea was ready for him on the hob,
and they all tried who should help him to it most. Then the two young
Cratchits got upon his knees, and laid, each<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 129]" id="pgepubid00147"><a id="Page_129" title="[Pg 129]"></a></span> child, a little cheek
against his face, as if they said, 'Don't mind it, father. Don't be
grieved!'</p>
<p>Bob was very cheerful with them, and spoke pleasantly to all the family.
He looked at the work upon the table, and praised the industry and speed
of Mrs. Cratchit and the girls. They would be done long before Sunday,
he said.</p>
<p>'Sunday! You went to-day, then, Robert?' said his wife.</p>
<p>'Yes, my dear,' returned Bob. 'I wish you could have gone. It would have
done you good to see how green a place it is. But you'll see it often. I
promised him that I would walk there on a Sunday. My little, little
child!' cried Bob. 'My little child!'</p>
<p>He broke down all at once. He couldn't help it. If he could have helped
it, he and his child would have been farther apart, perhaps, than they
were.</p>
<p>He left the room, and went upstairs into the room above, which was
lighted cheerfully, and hung with Christmas. There was a chair set close
beside the child, and there were signs of some one having been there
lately. Poor Bob sat down in it, and when he had thought a little and
composed himself, he kissed the little face. He was reconciled to what
had happened, and went down again quite happy.</p>
<p>They drew about the fire, and talked, the girls and mother working
still. Bob told them of the extra<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 130]" id="pgepubid00148"><a id="Page_130" title="[Pg 130]"></a></span>ordinary kindness of Mr. Scrooge's
nephew, whom he had scarcely seen but once, and who, meeting him in the
street that day, and seeing that he looked a little—'just a little
down, you know,' said Bob, inquired what had happened to distress him.
'On which,' said Bob, 'for he is the pleasantest-spoken gentleman you
ever heard, I told him. "I am heartily sorry for it, Mr. Cratchit," he
said, "and heartily sorry for your good wife." By-the-bye, how he ever
knew <i>that</i> I don't know.'</p>
<p>'Knew what, my dear?'</p>
<p>'Why, that you were a good wife,' replied Bob.</p>
<p>'Everybody knows that,' said Peter.</p>
<p>'Very well observed, my boy!' cried Bob. 'I hope they do. "Heartily
sorry," he said, "for your good wife. If I can be of service to you in
any way," he said, giving me his card, "that's where I live. Pray come
to me." Now, it wasn't,' cried Bob, 'for the sake of anything he might
be able to do for us, so much as for his kind way, that this was quite
delightful. It really seemed as if he had known our Tiny Tim, and felt
with us.'</p>
<p>'I'm sure he's a good soul!' said Mrs. Cratchit.</p>
<p>'You would be sure of it, my dear,' returned Bob, 'if you saw and spoke
to him. I shouldn't be at all surprised—mark what I say!—if he got
Peter a better situation.'<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 131]" id="pgepubid00149"><a id="Page_131" title="[Pg 131]"></a></span></p>
<p>'Only hear that, Peter,' said Mrs. Cratchit.</p>
<p>'And then,' cried one of the girls, 'Peter will be keeping company with
some one, and setting up for himself.'</p>
<p>'Get along with you!' retorted Peter, grinning.</p>
<p>'It's just as likely as not,' said Bob, 'one of these days; though
there's plenty of time for that, my dear. But, however and whenever we
part from one another, I am sure we shall none of us forget poor Tiny
Tim—shall we—or this first parting that there was among us?'</p>
<p>'Never, father!' cried they all.</p>
<p>'And I know,' said Bob, 'I know, my dears, that when we recollect how
patient and how mild he was; although he was a little, little child; we
shall not quarrel easily among ourselves, and forget poor Tiny Tim in
doing it.'</p>
<p>'No, never, father!' they all cried again.</p>
<p>'I am very happy,' said little Bob, 'I am very happy!'</p>
<p>Mrs. Cratchit kissed him, his daughters kissed him, the two young
Cratchits kissed him, and Peter and himself shook hands. Spirit of Tiny
Tim, thy childish essence was from God!</p>
<p>'Spectre,' said Scrooge, 'something informs me that our parting moment
is at hand. I know it but I know not how. Tell me what man that was whom
we saw lying dead?'<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 132]" id="pgepubid00150"><a id="Page_132" title="[Pg 132]"></a></span></p>
<p>The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come conveyed him, as before—though at a
different time, he thought: indeed there seemed no order in these latter
visions, save that they were in the Future—into the resorts of business
men, but showed him not himself. Indeed, the Spirit did not stay for
anything, but went straight on, as to the end just now desired, until
besought by Scrooge to tarry for a moment.</p>
<p>'This court,' said Scrooge, 'through which we hurry now, is where my
place of occupation is, and has been for a length of time. I see the
house. Let me behold what I shall be in days to come.'</p>
<p>The Spirit stopped; the hand was pointed elsewhere.</p>
<p>'The house is yonder,' Scrooge exclaimed. 'Why do you point away?'</p>
<p>The inexorable finger underwent no change.</p>
<p>Scrooge hastened to the window of his office, and looked in. It was an
office still, but not his. The furniture was not the same, and the
figure in the chair was not himself. The Phantom pointed as before.</p>
<p>He joined it once again, and, wondering why and whither he had gone,
accompanied it until they reached an iron gate. He paused to look round
before entering.</p>
<p>A churchyard. Here, then, the wretched man, whose name he had now to
learn, lay underneath the<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 133]" id="pgepubid00151"><a id="Page_133" title="[Pg 133]"></a></span> ground. It was a worthy place. Walled in by
houses; overrun by grass and weeds, the growth of vegetation's death,
not life; choked up with too much burying; fat with repleted appetite. A
worthy place!</p>
<p>The Spirit stood among the graves, and pointed down to One. He advanced
towards it trembling. The Phantom was exactly as it had been, but he
dreaded that he saw new meaning in its solemn shape.</p>
<p>'Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,' said Scrooge,
'answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will
be, or are they shadows of the things that May be only?'</p>
<p>Still the Ghost pointed downward to the grave by which it stood.</p>
<p>'Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in,
they must lead,' said Scrooge. 'But if the courses be departed from, the
ends will change. Say it is thus with what you show me!'</p>
<p>The Spirit was immovable as ever.</p>
<p>Scrooge crept towards it, trembling as he went; and, following the
finger, read upon the stone of the neglected grave his own name,
<span class="smcap">Ebenezer Scrooge</span>.</p>
<p>'Am I that man who lay upon the bed?' he cried upon his knees.</p>
<p>The finger pointed from the grave to him, and back again.</p>
<p>'No, Spirit! Oh no, no!'<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 134]" id="pgepubid00152"><a id="Page_134" title="[Pg 134]"></a></span></p>
<p>The finger still was there.</p>
<p>'Spirit!' he cried, tight clutching at its robe, 'hear me! I am not the
man I was. I will not be the man I must have been but for this
intercourse. Why show me this, if I am past all hope?'</p>
<p>For the first time the hand appeared to shake.</p>
<p>'Good Spirit,' he pursued, as down upon the ground he fell before it,
'your nature intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may
change these shadows you have shown me by an altered life?'</p>
<p>The kind hand trembled.</p>
<p>'I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I
will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all
Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they
teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!'</p>
<p>In his agony he caught the spectral hand. It sought to free itself, but
he was strong in his entreaty, and detained it. The Spirit stronger yet,
repulsed him.</p>
<p>Holding up his hands in a last prayer to have his fate reversed, he saw
an alteration in the Phantom's hood and dress. It shrunk, collapsed, and
dwindled down into a bedpost.<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 135]" id="pgepubid00153"><a id="Page_135" title="[Pg 135]"></a></span></p>
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<h2 id="pgepubid00157"><a id="THE_END_OF_IT"/>THE END OF IT</h2>
<p>Yes! and the bedpost was his own. The bed was his own, the room was his
own. Best and happiest of all, the Time before him was his own, to make
amends in!</p>
<p>'I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!' Scrooge repeated
as he scrambled out of bed. 'The Spirits of all Three shall strive
within me. O Jacob Marley! Heaven and the Christmas Time be<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 138]" id="pgepubid00158"><a id="Page_138" title="[Pg 138]"></a></span> praised for
this! I say it on my knees, old Jacob; on my knees!'</p>
<p>He was so fluttered and so glowing with his good intentions, that his
broken voice would scarcely answer to his call. He had been sobbing
violently in his conflict with the Spirit, and his face was wet with
tears.</p>
<p>'They are not torn down,' cried Scrooge, folding one of his bed-curtains
in his arms, 'They are not torn down, rings and all. They are here—I am
here—the shadows of the things that would have been may be dispelled.
They will be. I know they will!'</p>
<p>His hands were busy with his garments all this time: turning them inside
out, putting them on upside down, tearing them, mislaying them, making
them parties to every kind of extravagance.</p>
<p>'I don't know what to do!' cried Scrooge, laughing and crying in the
same breath, and making a perfect Laocoon of himself with his stockings.
'I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as
a schoolboy, I am as giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to
everybody! A happy New Year to all the world! Hallo here! Whoop! Hallo!'</p>
<p>He had frisked into the sitting-room, and was now standing there,
perfectly winded.</p>
<p>'There's the saucepan that the gruel was in!' cried Scrooge, starting
off again, and going round the fireplace. 'There's the door by which the
Ghost of Jacob<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 139]" id="pgepubid00159"><a id="Page_139" title="[Pg 139]"></a></span> Marley entered! There's the corner where the Ghost of
Christmas Present sat! There's the window where I saw the wandering
Spirits! It's all right, it's all true, it all happened. Ha, ha, ha!'</p>
<p>Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years, it was
a splendid laugh, a most illustrious laugh. The father of a long, long
line of brilliant laughs!</p>
<p>'I don't know what day of the month it is,' said Scrooge. 'I don't know
how long I have been among the Spirits. I don't know anything. I'm quite
a baby. Never mind. I don't care. I'd rather be a baby. Hallo! Whoop!
Hallo here!'</p>
<p>He was checked in his transports by the churches ringing out the
lustiest peals he had ever heard. Clash, clash, hammer; ding, dong,
bell! Bell, dong, ding; hammer, clash, clash! Oh, glorious, glorious!</p>
<p>Running to the window, he opened it, and put out his head. No fog, no
mist; clear, bright, jovial, stirring, cold; cold, piping for the blood
to dance to; golden sunlight; heavenly sky; sweet fresh air; merry
bells. Oh, glorious! Glorious!</p>
<p>'What's to-day?' cried Scrooge, calling downward to a boy in Sunday
clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him.</p>
<p>'<span class="smcap">Eh</span>?' returned the boy with all his might of wonder.<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 140]"><a id="Page_140" title="[Pg 140]"></a></span></p>
<p>'What's to-day, my fine fellow?' said Scrooge.</p>
<p>'To-day!' replied the boy. 'Why, <span class="smcap">Christmas Day</span>.'</p>
<p>'It's Christmas Day!' said Scrooge to himself. 'I haven't missed it. The
Spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like.
Of course they can. Of course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow!'</p>
<p>'Hallo!' returned the boy.</p>
<p>'Do you know the poulterer's in the next street but one, at the corner?'
Scrooge inquired.</p>
<p>'I should hope I did,' replied the lad.</p>
<p>'An intelligent boy!' said Scrooge. 'A remarkable boy! Do you know
whether they've sold the prize turkey that was hanging up there?—Not
the little prize turkey: the big one?'</p>
<p>'What! the one as big as me?' returned the boy.</p>
<p>'What a delightful boy!' said Scrooge. 'It's a pleasure to talk to him.
Yes, my buck!'</p>
<p>'It's hanging there now,' replied the boy.</p>
<p>'Is it?' said Scrooge. 'Go and buy it.'</p>
<p>'Walk-<span class="smcap">er</span>!' exclaimed the boy.</p>
<p>'No, no,' said Scrooge. 'I am in earnest. Go and buy it, and tell 'em to
bring it here, that I may give them the directions where to take it.
Come back with the man, and I'll give you a shilling. Come back with him
in less than five minutes, and I'll give you half-a-crown!'<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 141]" id="pgepubid00160"><a id="Page_141" title="[Pg 141]"></a></span></p>
<p>The boy was off like a shot. He must have had a steady hand at a trigger
who could have got a shot off half as fast.</p>
<p>'I'll send it to Bob Cratchit's,' whispered Scrooge, rubbing his hands,
and splitting with a laugh. 'He shan't know who sends it. It's twice the
size of Tiny Tim. Joe Miller never made such a joke as sending it to
Bob's will be!'</p>
<p>The hand in which he wrote the address was not a steady one; but write
it he did, somehow, and went downstairs to open the street-door, ready
for the coming of the poulterer's man. As he stood there, waiting his
arrival, the knocker caught his eye.</p>
<p>'I shall love it as long as I live!' cried Scrooge, patting it with his
hand. 'I scarcely ever looked at it before. What an honest expression it
has in its face! It's a wonderful knocker!—Here's the turkey. Hallo!
Whoop! How are you! Merry Christmas!'</p>
<p>It <i>was</i> a turkey! He never could have stood upon his legs, that bird.
He would have snapped 'em short off in a minute, like sticks of
sealing-wax.</p>
<p>'Why, it's impossible to carry that to Camden Town,' said Scrooge. 'You
must have a cab.'</p>
<p>The chuckle with which he said this, and the chuckle with which he paid
for the turkey, and the chuckle with which he paid for the cab, and the
chuckle with which he recompensed the boy, were only to be exceeded by<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 142]" id="pgepubid00161"><a id="Page_142" title="[Pg 142]"></a></span>
the chuckle with which he sat down breathless in his chair again, and
chuckled till he cried.</p>
<p>Shaving was not an easy task, for his hand continued to shake very much;
and shaving requires attention, even when you don't dance while you are
at it. But if he had cut the end of his nose off, he would have put a
piece of sticking-plaster over it, and been quite satisfied.</p>
<p>He dressed himself 'all in his best,' and at last got out into the
streets. The people were by this time pouring forth, as he had seen them
with the Ghost of Christmas Present; and, walking with his hands behind
him, Scrooge regarded every one with a delighted smile. He looked so
irresistibly pleasant, in a word, that three or four good-humoured
fellows said, 'Good-morning, sir! A merry Christmas to you!' And Scrooge
said often afterwards that, of all the blithe sounds he had ever heard,
those were the blithest in his ears.</p>
<p>He had not gone far when, coming on towards him, he beheld the portly
gentleman who had walked into his counting-house the day before, and
said, 'Scrooge and Marley's, I believe?' It sent a pang across his heart
to think how this old gentleman would look upon him when they met; but
he knew what path lay straight before him, and he took it.</p>
<p>'My dear sir,' said Scrooge, quickening his pace, and<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 143]" id="pgepubid00162"><a id="Page_143" title="[Pg 143]"></a></span> taking the old
gentleman by both his hands, 'how do you do? I hope you succeeded
yesterday. It was very kind of you. A merry Christmas to you, sir!'</p>
<p>'Mr. Scrooge?'</p>
<p>'Yes,' said Scrooge. 'That is my name, and I fear it may not be pleasant
to you. Allow me to ask your pardon. And will you have the goodness——'
Here Scrooge whispered in his ear.</p>
<p>'Lord bless me!' cried the gentleman, as if his breath were taken away.
'My dear Mr. Scrooge, are you serious?'</p>
<p>'If you please,' said Scrooge. 'Not a farthing less. A great many
back-payments are included in it, I assure you. Will you do me that
favour?'</p>
<p>'My dear sir,' said the other, shaking hands with him, 'I don't know
what to say to such munifi——'</p>
<p>'Don't say anything, please,' retorted Scrooge. 'Come and see me. Will
you come and see me?'</p>
<p>'I will!' cried the old gentleman. And it was clear he meant to do it.</p>
<p>'Thankee,' said Scrooge. 'I am much obliged to you. I thank you fifty
times. Bless you!'</p>
<p>He went to church, and walked about the streets, and watched the people
hurrying to and fro, and patted the children on the head, and questioned
beggars, and looked down into the kitchens of houses, and up to the
windows; and found that everything could yield him<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 144]" id="pgepubid00163"><a id="Page_144" title="[Pg 144]"></a></span> pleasure. He had
never dreamed that any walk—that anything—could give him so much
happiness. In the afternoon he turned his steps towards his nephew's
house.</p>
<p>He passed the door a dozen times before he had the courage to go up and
knock. But he made a dash and did it.</p>
<p>'Is your master at home, my dear?' said Scrooge to the girl. 'Nice girl!
Very.'</p>
<p>'Yes, sir.'</p>
<p>'Where is he, my love?' said Scrooge.</p>
<p>'He's in the dining-room, sir, along with mistress. I'll show you
upstairs, if you please.'</p>
<p>'Thankee. He knows me,' said Scrooge, with his hand already on the
dining-room lock. 'I'll go in here, my dear.'</p>
<p>He turned it gently, and sidled his face in round the door. They were
looking at the table (which was spread out in great array); for these
young housekeepers are always nervous on such points, and like to see
that everything is right.</p>
<p>'Fred!' said Scrooge.</p>
<p>Dear heart alive, how his niece by marriage started! Scrooge had
forgotten, for the moment, about her sitting in the corner with the
footstool, or he wouldn't have done it on any account.</p>
<p>'Why, bless my soul!' cried Fred, 'who's that?'</p>
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<a id="img11"/>
<img alt="" src="3205496434671872320_img11.jpg" title="" id="img_images_img11.jpg"/>
<span class="caption" id="ebm_caption17"><i>"It's I, your uncle Scrooge. I have come to dinner. Will
you let me in, Fred?"</i></span>
</div>
<p><span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 145]" id="pgepubid00164"><a id="Page_145" title="[Pg 145]"></a></span></p>
<p>'It's I. Your uncle Scrooge. I have come to dinner. Will you let me in,
Fred?'</p>
<p>Let him in! It is a mercy he didn't shake his arm off. He was at home in
five minutes. Nothing could be heartier. His niece looked just the same.
So did Topper when <i>he</i> came. So did the plump sister when <i>she</i> came.
So did every one when <i>they</i> came. Wonderful party, wonderful games,
wonderful unanimity, won-der-ful happiness!</p>
<p>But he was early at the office next morning. Oh, he was early there! If
he could only be there first, and catch Bob Cratchit coming late! That
was the thing he had set his heart upon.</p>
<p>And he did it; yes, he did! The clock struck nine. No Bob. A quarter
past. No Bob. He was full eighteen minutes and a half behind his time.
Scrooge sat with his door wide open, that he might see him come into the
tank.</p>
<p>His hat was off before he opened the door; his comforter too. He was on
his stool in a jiffy, driving away with his pen, as if he were trying to
overtake nine o'clock.</p>
<p>'Hallo!' growled Scrooge in his accustomed voice as near as he could
feign it. 'What do you mean by coming here at this time of day?'</p>
<p>'I am very sorry, sir,' said Bob. 'I <i>am</i> behind my time.'<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 146]" id="pgepubid00165"><a id="Page_146" title="[Pg 146]"></a></span></p>
<p>'You are!' repeated Scrooge. 'Yes, I think you are. Step this way, sir,
if you please.'</p>
<p>'It's only once a year, sir,' pleaded Bob, appearing from the tank. 'It
shall not be repeated. I was making rather merry yesterday, sir.'</p>
<p>'Now, I'll tell you what, my friend,' said Scrooge. 'I am not going to
stand this sort of thing any longer. And therefore,' he continued,
leaping from his stool, and giving Bob such a dig in the waistcoat that
he staggered back into the tank again—'and therefore I am about to
raise your salary!'</p>
<p>Bob trembled, and got a little nearer to the ruler. He had a momentary
idea of knocking Scrooge down with it, holding him, and calling to the
people in the court for help and a strait-waistcoat.</p>
<p>'A merry Christmas, Bob!' said Scrooge, with an earnestness that could
not be mistaken, as he clapped him on the back. 'A merrier Christmas,
Bob, my good fellow, than I have given you for many a year! I'll raise
your salary, and endeavour to assist your struggling family, and we will
discuss your affairs this very afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of
smoking bishop, Bob! Make up the fires and buy another coal-scuttle
before you dot another i, Bob Cratchit!'</p>
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<a id="img12"/>
<img alt="" src="3205496434671872320_img12.jpg" title="" id="img_images_img12.jpg"/>
<span class="caption" id="ebm_caption18"><i>"Now, I'll tell you what, my friend," said Scrooge. "I
am not going to stand this sort of thing any longer."</i></span>
</div>
<p>Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more;
and to Tiny Tim, who did <span class="smcap">NOT</span> die, he was a second father. He became as
good a friend, as<span class="x-ebookmaker-pageno" title="[Pg 147]"><a id="Page_147" title="[Pg 147]"></a></span> good a master, and as good a man as the good old
City knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough in the good old
world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them
laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that
nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did
not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as
these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they
should wrinkle up their eyes in grins as have the malady in less
attractive forms. His own heart laughed, and that was quite enough for
him.</p>
<p>He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the
Total-Abstinence Principle ever afterwards; and it was always said of
him that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed
the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as
Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!</p>
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